Karakat
Karakat
Karakat
Karakat by Karakatkaaar November 21, 2021
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Sober Karakat
Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis
Sober Karakat by Изи википедия June 11, 2023
Related Words
Karakat • karakatsoulis • Sober Karakat • Krakatoa • Karkat • karamatsu • Karkat Vantas • karaka • @karkat..core • kalakatski
karkat
karkat by fuckoffyouasshatwhatthehell November 19, 2017
karkat
A Person that has anger issues, trusts nobody except for a few loved ones, they do not show their true emotions very well, the only time they express happiness or sadness is when something tragic or Joyful happens. They cannot help themselves but to be angry, they're angry at how society is and wish for a better change in secret.
Guy #1: " Hey..is he Okay?"
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "
karkat by Taco bellic June 19, 2018
Karkat Vantas
A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.
He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013
karamatsu
Character from the anime "osomatsu-san" he is known for his blue colored hoodie, painfully caring attitude and sexiness. His cool and painful personality makes him the least liked brother of the sextuplets. His biggest insecurity is being ignored. Because Karamatsu is the least liked brother between the brothers, he is popular with the viewers. Also a NEET
karamatsu by #1KARAMATSU GIRL August 19, 2016
Past Karkat
AN IDIOTIC FUCKASS WHO DOSNT NOW SHIT ABOUT HOW RO FUCKIN SPELL A GOD DAM WORD!! JEGUS HES AN MOTHERFUCKIN IDIOT!
Char 1"SHIT THE FAK UP!"
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."
Past Karkat by CarcinoGenisist July 26, 2016
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