The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
his handsomeness is endangering the world
his shortness and his lack of sporting activities is what is the downfall of kasit.
we have heard he's been doing some punch boxing.
he's going to be wayyyy hotter when we come to school.
in a 5 mile radius,
all girls panties fall off straight away.
hes so hot that ray, charlie, andy and putter simp for him.
he is too sexy to be alive.
*kasit walks into school*
DAMN, KASIT LOOKS WAYYY TO HOT TODAY!
WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY!!!!
He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
“Eloelo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala