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Kapitan Pavel 

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021
The hottest and most sexiest person to live.

In a 5 mile radius, all girls panties fall off!

He's has to be too hot to be alive.

Everyone at school simps for him.
We wish he was god.
*kasit walks into a classroom*
Damn, Kasit be lookin fire today!
Kasit by AgentWeDoALittleTrolling September 30, 2021
he's too hot to be alive,

someone must take him out.

his handsomeness is endangering the world
his shortness and his lack of sporting activities is what is the downfall of kasit.
we have heard he's been doing some punch boxing.

he's going to be wayyyy hotter when we come to school.

in a 5 mile radius,

all girls panties fall off straight away.

hes so hot that ray, charlie, andy and putter simp for him.

he is too sexy to be alive.
*kasit walks into school*
DAMN, KASIT LOOKS WAYYY TO HOT TODAY!
WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY!!!!
kasit by AgentWeDoALittleTrolling October 5, 2021

Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala
Kapitan Fala by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
fooling around, doing nonsence. talk crap.
wei, don come kapsiao here la go do ur stuff !
jangankapsiao means don kapsiao !
kapsiao by zao August 19, 2004
Sexy beast, usually found parading around her friends with a large grin on her face.
Suzy: Omg your being such a kassity, get down to earth, not everything is so positive."
Kassity by blobblue July 3, 2009