Kansas Cock 

(n.) The description of a young man, usually of college age, who hails from the state of Kansas (corn fed and works long days out in the fields). When he is an environment absent of clothes, he is gawked at by others for an abnormally huge penis.

"Holy hell, you have HUGE Kansas Cock"

"Mine can't compare to the Kansas Cock"

Kansas Cock by its always sunny in philly March 30, 2009

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

Kansas City Cock Block by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

Kansas Cocktail 

Libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of Coca-Cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. A poor man's bourbon and coke.

To start off the night at the bonfire she grabbed a six pack of Coke Classic and I grabbed a fifth of Jim Beam...we mixed, mingled and then made ourselves 6 Kansas Cocktails...

Kansas Cocktail by Kitt Kansas June 21, 2010

Kansas City Cockwhip

The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.

Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.

Kansas City Cockwhip by BitcoinBaller December 28, 2017