Kansas Cock

(n.) The description of a young man, usually of college age, who hails from the state of Kansas (corn fed and works long days out in the fields). When he is an environment absent of clothes, he is gawked at by others for an abnormally huge penis.

"Holy hell, you have HUGE Kansas Cock"

"Mine can't compare to the Kansas Cock"

Kansas Cock by its always sunny in philly March 30, 2009

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Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

Kansas City Cock Block by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

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Kansas Cocktail

Libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of Coca-Cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. A poor man's bourbon and coke.

To start off the night at the bonfire she grabbed a six pack of Coke Classic and I grabbed a fifth of Jim Beam...we mixed, mingled and then made ourselves 6 Kansas Cocktails...

Kansas Cocktail by Kitt Kansas June 21, 2010

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Kansas City Cockwhip

The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.

Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.

Kansas City Cockwhip by BitcoinBaller December 28, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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