Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010
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An ultra-basic, insipid, obnoxious bottom (usually has a swampy ass as well).
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over these Kansas City Faggots
by botheredalpha March 7, 2021
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