kanger

A penis

You gotta bang her with the Kanger

by Jwebber310 April 2, 2018

reverse kanger

When one strattles the toilet bowl in the reverse position and takes a shit leaving the front of the toilet bowl covered in shit.
For maximum results dont flush.

I did a reverse kanger in jimmys toilet on the weekend at his 3rd birthday party

by the poo professor April 19, 2009

Captain Kangaroo

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

kanyeruption

When your interupted by Kanye West, telling you someone is better.

Kanye West : Yo Taylor Swift I'm happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music video of all time. All time!

Taylor Swift : I just got kanyerupted.....

Kanyeruption

by monkieboi11 September 15, 2009

Kangarator

A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.

Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.

by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016