Kalkoff 

Always honest good morals often of Christian believes and very Loving.

Man thats a real Kalkoff type of guy

Kalkoff by insert name here X7 November 19, 2010

kalkhoff 

when one cries like a little bitch after consuming too much alcohol, wakes up, cries more, passes back out, eventually shitting himself in the process

dude, it smells like somebody Kalkhoffed out there!

kalkhoff by 1st East January 16, 2007

Karkoff 

A low-grade vodka chosen by many underage drinkers that results in horrific hangovers and many bad decisions. Being only $13.99 for a plastic 1.75, many college students chose to drink this in the form of shots, pulls, and mixed drinks. Very few "champs" can take it down without a chaser.

"Dude, sick you bought Karkrash?" -typical underage drinker
"What do you want from the liquor store?"-a 21-year-old

"A 1.75 of Karkoff"- a response from a very poor college student

Karkoff by Fuckingsweet420 March 1, 2010