kalkhoff

when one cries like a little bitch after consuming too much alcohol, wakes up, cries more, passes back out, eventually shitting himself in the process

dude, it smells like somebody Kalkhoffed out there!

by 1st East January 16, 2007

Kalkoff

Always honest good morals often of Christian believes and very Loving.

Man thats a real Kalkoff type of guy

by insert name here X7 November 19, 2010