AN ASSHOLE JEW FRIEND WHO TRIES TO STEEL YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU GIVE HER beyond FOOD AND MAKE HER FATT

HE WEARS A STUPID GREEN HAT AND AN ORANGE COAT FROM WALMART HE HAS A LITTLE ADOPTED DILDO NAMED IKE AND A FAT STUPD UGLI MOM WITH RED GROSS MARGE SAMPSON HAIR WITH A JEW HUSBAND WHO WEARS A YAMAICAK

THATS LIKE ORANGE BLUE AND YELLOW WITH THE DREEM TO BE A WWII PILOT BUT CANT CUZ HE JOO HE ALWAYS HAS SAND IN HIS VAGAIA ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN HIS FAMILY, KAHL SHOULD FUCKING DIE IN AUSCHWITZ IM SUPPRISED HE ISN'T DEAD FROM SUICIDE OR DIBETIC SHOOK.

BUT THE ONE THING NO ONE KNOWS is that i love him and want to fucc him the end

kahl is a dirty joo

kahl suck mah bahls

kahl you dirty girll

o shit wheres the delete button?
joo kahl kahl joo joo joo kahl joo
by _Eric_Cartman_ April 4, 2018
identifies as jewish. but is a nazi suporter deep inside

stan would punch a nazi :3
by madi megganazi April 4, 2018
Loyal, good-looking, and friendly male who devotes his time to family and friends. Also has an amazing and never-ending penis.
"I wonder who is going home with that Kahle over there."
by besh besh February 7, 2010
A drink made in this order: a shot of rum, a shot of vodka, a glass of blush wine and a full beer (preferably something shitty like natty light).
That Kahle fucked me up beyond belief last night. One second i was alive and well and the next thing i knew i woke up face down on the bathroom floor.
by Jkizzles June 10, 2009
(Noun) --one who is a hollaback girl, one who is or partakes in being a pussy, one who is affiliated with being an "ussy."
Dont be a kahles, fuck the bitch already
by i love narwhals December 10, 2009
kahl;
defined as the roman goddess of sex and beauty. has many friends. has the most prettiest eyes. attracts many boys especially boys with the name taylor lautner. when you look at her you have to stop and "ooo;)".
oh damn! look at that kahl! she be a dimeeee plus 99!!
by Charlie McMannes October 16, 2010