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AN ASSHOLE JEW FRIEND WHO TRIES TO STEEL YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU GIVE HER beyond FOOD AND MAKE HER FATT

HE WEARS A STUPID GREEN HAT AND AN ORANGE COAT FROM WALMART HE HAS A LITTLE ADOPTED DILDO NAMED IKE AND A FAT STUPD UGLI MOM WITH RED GROSS MARGE SAMPSON HAIR WITH A JEW HUSBAND WHO WEARS A YAMAICAK

THATS LIKE ORANGE BLUE AND YELLOW WITH THE DREEM TO BE A WWII PILOT BUT CANT CUZ HE JOO HE ALWAYS HAS SAND IN HIS VAGAIA ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN HIS FAMILY, KAHL SHOULD FUCKING DIE IN AUSCHWITZ IM SUPPRISED HE ISN'T DEAD FROM SUICIDE OR DIBETIC SHOOK.

BUT THE ONE THING NO ONE KNOWS is that i love him and want to fucc him the end

kahl is a dirty joo

kahl suck mah bahls

kahl you dirty girll

o shit wheres the delete button?
joo kahl kahl joo joo joo kahl joo
by _Eric_Cartman_ May 21, 2018
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kahl;
defined as the roman goddess of sex and beauty. has many friends. has the most prettiest eyes. attracts many boys especially boys with the name taylor lautner. when you look at her you have to stop and "ooo;)".
oh damn! look at that kahl! she be a dimeeee plus 99!!
by Charlie McMannes October 15, 2010
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identifies as jewish. but is a nazi suporter deep inside

stan would punch a nazi :3
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by madi megganazi May 21, 2018
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