Kahl 

AN ASSHOLE JEW FRIEND WHO TRIES TO STEEL YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU GIVE HER beyond FOOD AND MAKE HER FATT

HE WEARS A STUPID GREEN HAT AND AN ORANGE COAT FROM WALMART HE HAS A LITTLE ADOPTED DILDO NAMED IKE AND A FAT STUPD UGLI MOM WITH RED GROSS MARGE SAMPSON HAIR WITH A JEW HUSBAND WHO WEARS A YAMAICAK

THATS LIKE ORANGE BLUE AND YELLOW WITH THE DREEM TO BE A WWII PILOT BUT CANT CUZ HE JOO HE ALWAYS HAS SAND IN HIS VAGAIA ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN HIS FAMILY, KAHL SHOULD FUCKING DIE IN AUSCHWITZ IM SUPPRISED HE ISN'T DEAD FROM SUICIDE OR DIBETIC SHOOK.

BUT THE ONE THING NO ONE KNOWS is that i love him and want to fucc him the end

kahl is a dirty joo

kahl suck mah bahls

kahl you dirty girll

o shit wheres the delete button?

joo kahl kahl joo joo joo kahl joo

Kahl by _Eric_Cartman_ May 21, 2018

Kahl 

Noun: A handsome and cool Garfield

You're such a Kahl!

Kahl by Spicycottoncandy June 9, 2022

kahl 

kahl;
defined as the roman goddess of sex and beauty. has many friends. has the most prettiest eyes. attracts many boys especially boys with the name taylor lautner. when you look at her you have to stop and "ooo;)".

oh damn! look at that kahl! she be a dimeeee plus 99!!

kahl by Charlie McMannes October 18, 2010

Kahl 

identifies as jewish. but is a nazi suporter deep inside

stan would punch a nazi :3

kahl

Kahl by madi megganazi May 21, 2018

kahl 175 

An absolute sigma and chad of a grineer who will fuck up narmer or sentient cunt that tries to harm his brothers.

Kahl 175: FOR MY BROTHERS

kahl 175 by Placholdr September 21, 2022

Kahl up 

To "Kahl up" means to be in an alternate world due to the zaa. People that "Kahl up" tend to rip the za on a tuesday night in a room by themselves with their eyes squinted so that everyone can see.

Yo, are you Kahl'd up right now? Ya man I had a bad day, I had.

OMG you are so Kahl'd right now you can barely open your eyes.

To be Kahl'd, or to. Kahl up means to be high off of edibles or a dab pen.

Kahl up by Hankeryninja April 25, 2024

dirty kahl 

When you bust down her throat and she's blows a cum bubble out of nose, not letting it pop but making you slurp it up.

Damn man I did a dirty Kahl last night!!

dirty kahl by Hello1569 April 19, 2020