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Kahl

AN ASSHOLE JEW FRIEND WHO TRIES TO STEEL YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU GIVE HER beyond FOOD AND MAKE HER FATT

HE WEARS A STUPID GREEN HAT AND AN ORANGE COAT FROM WALMART HE HAS A LITTLE ADOPTED DILDO NAMED IKE AND A FAT STUPD UGLI MOM WITH RED GROSS MARGE SAMPSON HAIR WITH A JEW HUSBAND WHO WEARS A YAMAICAK

THATS LIKE ORANGE BLUE AND YELLOW WITH THE DREEM TO BE A WWII PILOT BUT CANT CUZ HE JOO HE ALWAYS HAS SAND IN HIS VAGAIA ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER ASSHOLES IN HIS FAMILY, KAHL SHOULD FUCKING DIE IN AUSCHWITZ IM SUPPRISED HE ISN'T DEAD FROM SUICIDE OR DIBETIC SHOOK.

BUT THE ONE THING NO ONE KNOWS is that i love him and want to fucc him the end

kahl is a dirty joo

kahl suck mah bahls

kahl you dirty girll

o shit wheres the delete button?
joo kahl kahl joo joo joo kahl joo
by _Eric_Cartman_ May 21, 2018
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Kahl

Noun: A handsome and cool Garfield
You're such a Kahl!
by Spicycottoncandy June 9, 2022
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kahl

kahl;
defined as the roman goddess of sex and beauty. has many friends. has the most prettiest eyes. attracts many boys especially boys with the name taylor lautner. when you look at her you have to stop and "ooo;)".
oh damn! look at that kahl! she be a dimeeee plus 99!!
by Charlie McMannes October 18, 2010
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Kahl

identifies as jewish. but is a nazi suporter deep inside

stan would punch a nazi :3
kahl
by madi megganazi May 21, 2018
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kahl 175

An absolute sigma and chad of a grineer who will fuck up narmer or sentient cunt that tries to harm his brothers.
Kahl 175: FOR MY BROTHERS
by Placholdr September 21, 2022
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Kahl up

To "Kahl up" means to be in an alternate world due to the zaa. People that "Kahl up" tend to rip the za on a tuesday night in a room by themselves with their eyes squinted so that everyone can see.
Yo, are you Kahl'd up right now? Ya man I had a bad day, I had.

OMG you are so Kahl'd right now you can barely open your eyes.

To be Kahl'd, or to. Kahl up means to be high off of edibles or a dab pen.
by Hankeryninja April 25, 2024
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dirty kahl

When you bust down her throat and she's blows a cum bubble out of nose, not letting it pop but making you slurp it up.
Damn man I did a dirty Kahl last night!!
by Hello1569 April 19, 2020
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