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Kyes is like a McWings meal from McDonalds. Cheap, tasty and incredibly oily. Yo dawg, you don’t even know. Like a melted stick of butter covered in extra virgin oil cause he ain’t get pussy either. Gimme a whoa yeah! But I’ll let you in on a lil something, this twat of a man has eternal Mangekyōu Sharingan( if ya know ya know ) cuz one time he was wacking off to some old granny midget stuff yeah and the dude has distraught, D I S traught I tell you when this mf found out that the midget grandpa was packing more heat than him and he awakened them red eyes. This dude is a master at chidori in bed and does the cheeky little alabama hot pocket to that Sakura chick. But he fast tho
Yo this motherfucker a kyes dude
Waiter, can I get a truffle linguini extra kyes.
Keyesss
kyes by Mizna October 3, 2018
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KYES GIRL 

AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, GREAT PERSON AND JUST ALL ROUND THE BEST
KYES GIRL IS THE BEST
KYES GIRL by CARTER IS LURK August 29, 2023
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Kyesha is to good for her own good people will do her wrong over and over again but she will continue to love them.She is stubborn and doesn't like correction but always has pure intentions . She is outgoing beautiful and loving for all the right and wrong reasons. She is loyal to whom is loyal to her,she is all about vice versa if you give her respect she'll give you respect
Kyesha is very outgoing.
Kyesha by _.kyeshaa.a February 21, 2019

kyestaxxin 

When your significant other gets on instagram live and says you ate her ass then you see her the next day and beat her ass and SCREAM “IM FROM THE GUTTAH”
“keep talking ima kyestaxxin you”
kyestaxxin by ajzani December 12, 2019
A young beautiful little girl,She's a bright shining star,she could kill you with just a smile.
Omg Kyesha just killed me with her smile
Kyesha by Love My Smileeeee November 22, 2015
Kyeshia is an amazing and beautiful person . Stubborn at times but has a heart of gold. She'll do whatever to keep the ones she cares about happy. You would love to have a friend like Kyeshia . To be her significant other is some what hard. She's a big cry baby , doesn't like to communicate but she'll make you the happiest person in the world. But don't take her kindness for weakness if you cross her she'll give you the coldest shoulder. But don't worry it won't last long .
Jas : I meet this girl today

Linda: really , what's her name ?

Jas: Kyeshia she's -
Linda: KYESHIA !? Oh you'll love her she's such a great friend!
kyeshia by Queen Anita April 13, 2017
A guy with a generous personality, is always listening to sad music in his free time, loves playing soccer, and may seceretely be gay
Is that guy gay? Yeah he could be or he maybe couldn’t be,,, ohhhh he’s a Kyeson
kyeson by Coochieman20q8692p October 27, 2020
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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