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Kan't Remember A Fucking Thing.
"I know you say we discussed this, but I just KRAFT."
KRAFT by TangoWhiskey69 August 26, 2013
A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.
When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.
kraft by Cytriko April 3, 2004
The stupid cheese company that fucks up my god damn last name. Everyone automatically thinks it's spelled "Kraft" when it's really spelled Craft. I fucking hate it.
Sweet, a check for 20,000 dollars! Oh wait, fuck! They spelled my name wrong. It's not Kraft, it's Craft. SHIT!
kraft by 07pr12 October 25, 2010
being blindsided and having your face broke
I was at this party and some one krafted me
kraft by tony November 24, 2003
An intelligent, funny, and rather atheltic individual. An amazing friend that none can compare to. Wise beyond his years, bound to get into a top college. A fabulous friend. There's no one like Kraft anywhere.
One of a Kind
Years ago I was at an airport and they stopped me at security because I was carrying Kraft cheese.
Kraft by gela-kela July 25, 2021
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