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A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.
Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"

I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!

My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.
Kort by bigtitties123 February 6, 2010
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A Counter-Strike clan comprised of highly ethical, yet unwaivering administrators. Priding themselves on providing a cuss free and very interesting custom map environment.
207.71.121.23:27015
If you break Kort rules, administrative actions are taken, kort keeps the server n00bless.
kort by foxxy July 30, 2004
Related Words
kortnie Kortney kort kortez kortlyn Kortni Kort-a-lort korte kortland kortlynn
name given to any male who tells you to come to blacktown maccas at 8pm on a certain night
OmGoSh FaGgOt CoMe TO BLaCkToWN mAcCas AnD SaY iT Bro##1##!!
kort by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Kort-a-lort 

A son who proves that loving your family means owing your pass and striving to be a better person every day
"He's has a few rough patches, but he's a true Kort-a-lort --- always getting back on his feet and making his parents proud!"

Kort-a-lort 

A son who proves that loving your family means owning your past and striving to be a better person every day.
"He's had a few rough patches, but he's a true Kort-a-lort—always getting back on his feet and making his parents proud."

bra rumpa kort 

3 swedish words, forming the sentence ; Good ass cards.
Used when youre playing poker with (a propably gay) swedish person, and he beats you and all of a sudden he thinks youre supposed to take of youre pants beaucose he had good ass cards and won the round, and youre just like; "wtf, we are just 2 guys! im not gay! are u?!" and he'll be smiling. and then you say "but i got to admit, you had some bra rumpa kort"
swedish: Fye faen va bra rumpa kort du hadde!

English: holy hell, that was some good ass cards!
bra rumpa kort by naggi August 25, 2006

Pompers te kort 

When someone says or acts like he or she knows everything and can do everything while this is clearly not the case. Usually the action fails or their statement is wrong.
Bro you have some serious pompers te kort.
Pompers te kort by Usopp the Pirate January 27, 2021
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