1 definition by bigtitties123
A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.
Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"
I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!
My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.
I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!
My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.
by bigtitties123 February 4, 2010