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Kort

A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.

Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"

I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!

My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.

by bigtitties123 February 6, 2010