Kofta
When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Kofta by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021
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kofta
Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.
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kofta • kofta feet • Cheeky Kofta • Khosh al kofta • Spicy Lamb Kofta • Kosta • Kota • Koffa • Kostadin • Kostantinos
KOFTA
Kofta
kofta feet
bro Did you see sabrinas kofta feet "how could i miss it, they cant get any bigger"
"Why does it smell like kofta in here"? "i think sabrinas walking up the steps"
"Why does it smell like kofta in here"? "i think sabrinas walking up the steps"
kofta feet by hashy September 30, 2012
Cheeky Kofta
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
Cheeky Kofta by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018
Spicy Lamb Kofta
Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Spicy Lamb Kofta by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020
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