KLASP 

Klannish Loyalty A Sacred Principal

KIGY. Merry Christmas to my brothers and sisters. And congratulations to my oldest two friends on your new baby. May he continue grow strong ITSUB. God Bless. KLASP KABARK.

KLASP by Beautiful LOTIE October 5, 2022

klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.

CTRL + SHIFT + C

klapaucius

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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016

Garry Kasparov 

The greatest chess player of all time.
He is of Armenian descent.

Bob: Damn, I again lost this chess match against Jack.
Steven: Yeah, he is such a Garry Kasparov.

Garry Kasparov by A name hopefully not used yet November 6, 2013

Klasky Csupo intro 

A thing that is now used by strange YouTube communities to make effects of it.

Video name: Klasky Csupo Intro Omega Effects Round 2 VS Somebody and E
Me: wat

Klasky Csupo intro by metrolord June 14, 2020

kaspered 

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

kaspered by coneman March 25, 2013

Klaphat

Is a hat with a string and clapping hands used for supporting your sport team, But also a word for a really stupid person.

*oh my god, he fell over drunk again, that guy is such a klaphat

Klaphat by Willyn November 10, 2014

Kaspary

A level of awesomeness so high it kicks you in the @$$ and leaves you breathless and bewildered.

He thinks he's sooo Kaspary, When he's soo not!!

Kaspary by Mrs. Kaspar Varn =) November 3, 2010