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(1) A large piece of irish meat generally used by one party to please or bring enjoyment or happyness to others. (2) An organic impliment used by one person, a couple or a group of persons to bring enjoyment, pleasure or happyness to others. (3) A sexual organ used to brighton one's day. (4) Occassionally the Keogh can be used on the rear end of a human or farm animal for the gratification of that human or farm animal. (5) A porking object.
"I have been pleased by your Keogh once again"

"Bring out the Keogh for all of our enjoyment"

"If you don't behave you'll get the Keogh"

"What's up with you?". "I just got Keoghed by two guys in a van".
Keogh by BlagBloBlen December 31, 2011
Words you can keep
The state of being a sketch or to act like a marsala
That kid Thomas is such a keogh walking around touching little girls.
keogh by stephano deboldo July 6, 2008
Keogh is so gay he sucks dick everyday.
See that guy keogh he’s so gay.
Keogh by Haryyy jeo April 22, 2020

Jonny Keogh 

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.
Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.
Jonny Keogh by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005
A man with a slightly larger penis than Mark Fleming (that's not saying much). Max has a tendency to be suspicious like an imposter from the hit video game Amog Us.
"Im gone to the bathroom to sword fight Max Keogh"
Max Keogh by MC Flanagan September 15, 2022

Beth keogh 

Beth is a secret ninja that can stay up for seven whole hours. Plays My little pony.Sometimes eats dessert before her dinner weres odd sock on her toes. She drinks special brew because she cant afford a bottle of the champane to.she gets out the kitchen if she cant take the heat. she hast had a good night till shes sick in the street.give you sooo much change you cant even hold it in your hand.assasin of the dance floor rite silently assainate every drink insite eyes like a hawk a cerial drink theif. like robbin hood apart form that robbin for her self. Hell Yeah playing a flute. Awsome :) NINJA
Beth keogh by Themidnightbeast August 18, 2010

conor keogh 

A smelly faggot that CAN'T read
sham lad, I just got a bag of chips from Verona! My name is conor Keogh
conor keogh by 21kubes April 20, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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