KELLY RIPPA

The statement after a great insult! Can be expressed with full emotion or solemn tone. Use with a back and forth motion with left and right hand when said. Motion can be stressed or quick and to the point.

Steve:"These college classes are killing me!"

Josh:"Your mom goes to college." "Kelly Rippa!"

KELLY RIPPA by GOOTS May 7, 2007

Kelly Rippa'd 

It's refered to on scrubs ( the tv show) when ever you blow someone out or deliever a killing punch line the word you say is Kelly Rippa'd clicking at the same time.

From scrubs, " Theres a problem with that... I'm a good docter, Kelly Rippa'd!

Kelly Rippa'd by emphaticpanic May 29, 2009

Kelly Ripa 

verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes

"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"

Kelly Ripa by Matt A. H. Simpson September 27, 2006

Kelly Ripa 

The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"

Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"
Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)
Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"
(her way of saying the word too)

Kelly Ripa by Regis fan October 8, 2008

kelly ripa 

A variant of owned, used when you've OMGSWERVE'd someone and made them look the fool.

Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.

"Hey WT, I appreciate you showing pics of your wang and new Prince Albert.","O RLY?","No, you just got KELLY RIPA'D!!!!"

kelly ripa by Mr Funny September 23, 2008

kelly ripa 

The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.

"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"

kelly ripa by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Kelly Ripa 

Kelly Ripa is the act of being unfunny.

Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.

To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.

Kelly Ripa by TRRRRRR May 2, 2010