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v. A contraction for Kill Yourself. Developed by Varient. Often combined with STFU!
Varient: You stupid noob, just KELF and STFU!
KELF by Vicodin August 19, 2006
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A kelf is walking in the hall.
Kelf by Wow zeta November 8, 2019
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A kelfie (kissing selfie) is a picture, similar to a selfie, of a person holding a camera at arm's length while kissing. This is normally two people kissing, but also includes a person kissing an animal, like a person kissing a horse, a dog, or a cat.
From the top of Half Dome, the couple took a kelfie of their first kiss after becoming engaged to be married.
kelfie by JungleJim54 August 11, 2015
Kelfen is a hot, sexy, hot immortal 3 k-pop star, he is 6-foot tall and can snatch your girl in milliseconds. He is so handsome that all the girls faint in seconds, he is so hot that the girls blush so hard that they receive 3rd degree burns. Kelfen is simply a godly figure on this planet
Otherworldly/perfect/unimaginable

He is kelfening that project
kelfen by Mathew Johnson November 2, 2022
Kelfart an amazing and talented tiktoker who I have a really big crush on they are so attractive and I love them so much 😁‼️
Kelfart posted I video! I’m so inlive with them
kelfart by Anoxuu May 23, 2021

Kelfsteld 

Kelfsteld is a small community of people on a app called Discord
Have you heard of the Kelfsteld Discord server?
Kelfsteld by CatGnó May 23, 2022
A cold guy who gets girls all the time
If Kelfala comes to you you would love him instantly
Kelfala by Glossy king January 24, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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