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After a particularly seismic bout of anal sex a girl may request a keep-in.

She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.
Girl, over her shoulder - “that mucktail earlier has me horny for weeks. Can we do a keep in? I want to wake up to you getting busy with your morning glory. Please babe?”
Keep in by Kironigmo January 6, 2022
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After a particularly seismic bout of anal sex a girl may request a keep-in.

She gives a little squeeze to stop you slipping out and once it’s settled in place then you fall asleep inside her.
Girl, over her shoulder - “that mucktail earlier has me horny for weeks. Can we do a keep-in? I want to be woken up by you getting busy with your morning glory. Please babe?”
Keep-in by Kironigmo January 6, 2022

keep in touch 

An old three letter phrase lots of students write in school yearbooks all over America. Students originally thought that it seems nice to say "keep in touch," just because the majority of people separate off to different colleges after high school. Thus, people figured that it will be a nice little lasting word, just to be polite, and stay friends, and not be forgotten. But thanks to a little invention in 2004 called facebook, there seems to be an excuse for those people with a "keep in touch" in their yearbook, to actually keep in touch. This is commonly referred to as the Keep In Touch Paradox, by students years later. Some girls may have written the abbreviation in the yearbook as K.I.T., which is just a fast way to write keep in touch. That would be like saying thanx instead of thank you.
Rachel: Remember Gloria from high school? We were such good friends back then, but then we just kind of moved our separate ways and drifted apart.
Ross: Gloria and I weren't great friends in high school, but we had chemistry together in junior year and she wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook. I guess that's an excuse to add her as a friend in Facebook.
Rachel: Good for you, Ross, despite the fact that you probably don't know each other.
Rachel's Soliloquy: (snickering) She's probably going to be sorry she ever wrote that in Ross's yearbook.
keep in touch by FriendsFan2006 June 12, 2009

keep in check

Noun:
1. To hold a person in your control.
2. To keep a person afraid of you.
"Ayo, gotta keep that bitch in check!"
"Nigga please, that little cunt is shitting his pants when he sees me, gotta keep the fuck in check."
keep in check by Dan K. June 5, 2003

Keep In Text 

A replacement for the traditional, "Keep in touch" routine when leaving a conversation. Unlike Keep in touch, when saying keep in text, you actually try to remain close to the person via text messages rather than a phone call.
"Ah it was nice meeting you, Keep in text!"
Keep In Text by SLiCK808s July 31, 2009

keep in the dark 

To intentionally withhold information from someone. Either to avoid confrontation or to gain from the other’s lack of information. From the comparison to mushrooms, “I’m like a mushroom, then keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.”
When it comes to keeping something secret, the plan should be to keep in the dark.
keep in the dark by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Keep In Txt 

A way of saying goodbye to someone on either a computer or cell phone telling them to "keep in txt" which is similar to keep in touch. It tells them that if they need to reach you, they should text you.
yo graham, im gonna go though, have a good one. Keep in Txt
Keep In Txt by Brendan McLarty June 10, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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