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DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
Klatt by Loki25w June 27, 2019
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Klattatonic 

The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain coherent conversation.
We were talking about physics and she suddenly entered a klattatonic state, I don't even know how it happened.
Klattatonic by sumiambrosia July 24, 2009

klättermusen 

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone called “Sufyaan”.
Me: Klättermusen

Sufyaan: Fuck Off
klättermusen by NotAmmar October 28, 2018

Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe
Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

klättermusen 

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone from Cambridge.
Me: Klättermusen

Cambridge guy: Fuck Off
klättermusen by NotAmmar October 28, 2018
Threatening to blow something up jokingly but righteously, often in reference to ongoing progressive issues specifically in the vrchat community if twitch.
I'm gonna klattu their ass if they keep talking shit about trans rights.
klattu by erpkitten69420 March 5, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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