DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain coherent conversation.
We were talking about physics and she suddenly entered a klattatonic state, I don't even know how it happened.
Threatening to blow something up jokingly but righteously, often in reference to ongoing progressive issues specifically in the vrchat community if twitch.
I'm gonna klattu their ass if they keep talking shit about trans rights.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!