Jacolby Edwards, A jacolby edwards is a tall handsome man who draws everyone’s attention, most likely a class clown, a jacolby edwards is one of the most popular people in school, that most likely plays a sport, A jacolby Edwards is one of the most kind,handsome, and caring person anyone could ever have, But can sometimes get easily aggrevated.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).