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jiujitsu
A: "Hey man you wanna do some jiujitsu?"
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
jiujitsu by theyarngamer July 2, 2020
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Jujitsu
Guy 01: “What did you do yesterday?”
Guy 02: “I did jujitsu on Simon”
Guy 01: “oh cool! Isn’t that where you fold clothes while the person is in them?”
Guy 02: “yeah, it was really fun. I wish Simon were still alive to tell you about all the fun we had!”
Guy 01: “what?”
Guy 02: “what?”
Guy 02: “I did jujitsu on Simon”
Guy 01: “oh cool! Isn’t that where you fold clothes while the person is in them?”
Guy 02: “yeah, it was really fun. I wish Simon were still alive to tell you about all the fun we had!”
Guy 01: “what?”
Guy 02: “what?”
Jujitsu by Bigtwertleboy420 September 6, 2019
Jiujiteira
A. A female who practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
B. Artista de Asfixia, a skilled female jiujitsu practitioner who has mastered the art of asphyxiation on others by the use of articles of clothing and her own body parts.
B. Artista de Asfixia, a skilled female jiujitsu practitioner who has mastered the art of asphyxiation on others by the use of articles of clothing and her own body parts.
Jiujiteira by cindysalads February 19, 2021
jiujitsu
The martial art that uses the least amount of effort to cause the most amount of pain. It is one of the best forms of self defense as it is as effective from someone not as physically capable as someone who is in prime condition. It is the great leveler because your little sister could bring you to tears quicker than that bouncer that muscled you out of the club last week. The only art that is really worth a damn.
jiujitsu by frozenbabybatter April 5, 2009
jujimufu
the Zeus of tricking. found usually in the gym or on grass, this beast is loved throughout the world! he roams around in nothing but a loin cloth.
jujimufu by 04alexdemufu January 22, 2009
jiujitsu
Fighting people in tough pyjamas, whilst choking them out in different ways and manipulating their limbs and bones.
Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.
15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.
“The gentle art”
Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.
15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.
“The gentle art”
“Hey I’m off out to jiujitsu class now”
“Ok darling have fun choking people out”
“I will do, thanks Mum!”
“Ok darling have fun choking people out”
“I will do, thanks Mum!”
jiujitsu by emmyzoinks September 10, 2020
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