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Jouji is kind and smart, but awkward around ladies. He’s somewhat good looking and is always laughing at jokes that’s not even funny. He’s trustworthy and will always have your back.
Aw man, Jouji’s got a better grade than me.
Jouji by Orin Mains October 23, 2019
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jiujitsu 

1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still wearing them.
2. Involuntary Yoga
A: "Hey man you wanna do some jiujitsu?"
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
jiujitsu by theyarngamer July 2, 2020
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-The peaceful art of folding clothes with people still in them
-involuntary yoga
Guy 01: “What did you do yesterday?”
Guy 02: “I did jujitsu on Simon”
Guy 01: “oh cool! Isn’t that where you fold clothes while the person is in them?”
Guy 02: “yeah, it was really fun. I wish Simon were still alive to tell you about all the fun we had!”
Guy 01: “what?”
Guy 02: “what?”
Jujitsu by Bigtwertleboy420 September 6, 2019
A beautiful, talented, funny, and drop-dead gorgeous person; he's mostly known for being 'Filthy Frank'.
Person 1: Whoa, look, it's Joji!
Joji by RainIsAmazing August 22, 2017
A smart, talented, beautiful human being that is well known by many people around the world for his YouTube channel TVFilthyFrank. He has also released albums such as ‘Pink Season’ and ‘In Toungues’ and has made it into the american charts on Itunes.
joji miller has satisfied and entertained the world with his talents, such as his youtube characters and his memorising music.
Joji by alley110 December 31, 2017

Drago Jonjić 

Strongest man of all time, he constructed all pyramids in Egypt, helped Ceaser come to the top, made tactics for Napoleon on how to subjugate all of Europe, helped Stalin establish communism and was the one who killed Hitler, most importantly he was Tito's master.

His knowledge is great and still grows to this day.
Ivan: Commander Stalin, what shall we do now for our people.
Stalin: Hmmm, let me talk to Drago Jonjić, he will know what to do.

Jiujiteira 

A. A female who practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
B. Artista de Asfixia, a skilled female jiujitsu practitioner who has mastered the art of asphyxiation on others by the use of articles of clothing and her own body parts.
Leverage and timing are the jiujiteira's key tools.
Jiujiteira by cindysalads February 19, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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