jurko

a slimey snake person who will try to scam you and stab you in the back as soon as you will give him the oportunity .

damn man , you are fake as a jurko

by Znalec April 11, 2020

wurk n' jurk

Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.

Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.

by jpg3 February 16, 2014

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

junkorexic

someone who's anorexic but eats mostly junk food / takes up their cals per day with junk food

you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:

Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories

junkorexics focus on quality over quantity

"you can't lose weight if you're junkorexic, the fatty oils and sugars are still there"

"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"

by vodka girl May 17, 2022

Junkola

An object of extremely shoddy quality that nonetheless offers the illusory appearance of exquisiteness and serviceability. Often used to describe cheap Chinese-made electronic devices and other mass produced goods packaged in such a way as to evoke the false perception of great expense or luxury.

I was so happy to finally find a 40" LCD TV at Walmart that fit into my $250 budget, but once I got home and actually plugged it in, I discovered to my great chagrin that it was total junkola!

by Swamiji March 19, 2011

jerkoffagus

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.

Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.

by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016

Junko

dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair dispair

Junko is the ultimate dispair

by J u n k o September 8, 2020