jurgis

That super cute guy that is so much fun to hang out with. He’s so funny and has the most beautiful eyes. When your with him, it is amazing. He is super fit and athletic. He cares for you and you can tell him anything and he will never judge. He will never betray you or stab you in the back. He’s as perfect.

Girl A: “That guy over there is really cute”
Girl B: “He’s mine back off!”
Girl A: “What’s his name?”
Girl B: “Jurgis”

by Hihi124 October 29, 2017

Jurgis

Jurgis is a man with extremely huge penis. He is also very atractive. Jurgis gets all the pussy in the world. Jurgis can also drink a lot of beer and girls call him daddy.

Girl 1: Oh it is Jurgis, look at his huge penis!
Girl 2: Yes he is my daddy

by Mr huge penis man November 24, 2021

Jurgis

Love of my life. Can’t stop himself.

Jurgis is so hot I want to marry him; thank you Upton Sinclair.

by marksuckerburg March 24, 2022

Jurgis

drunk man who likes pepe. likes to say "pepe" in roblox games. Also is good at school.

-I will kick you! - Roblox users
-Kick me if you like pepe, - Jurgis

by Cringehandler January 12, 2021

jurgsnurgula

When eating pussy from behind and accidentally slipping your nose into the butthole

Don’t you make me Pull a jurgsnurgula on that ass!

by d.t.v. November 1, 2019

judgisist

A person who is judgy and thinks he/she is superior.

john: ketchup is gae and i am awesome.
mariam:no ketchup tastes good....stop being such a judgisist

by tawdle October 27, 2020

Mexican Jurisprudence

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.

That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011