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Jurassic Parking 

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.
"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

Jurassic parking 

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
Jurassic parking by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Jurassic Parkinsons 

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

Jurassic Parking 

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
Jurassic Parking by anonymous April 12, 2024