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Jurassic Parking 

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.
"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

Jurassic parking 

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
Jurassic parking by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Jurassic Parkinsons 

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

Jurassic Parking 

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
Jurassic Parking by anonymous April 12, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026