A style of football where there is not one correct set of rules.

While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.

The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.

As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.

Oh jungle ball, no rules.
Hahaha crazy guys.

jungle ball by World Map January 20, 2021

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Jungle Penetrator

A tool used for aerial evacuation during the Vietnam War, or a man who prefers unshaved women.

Living in a military town has turned many a man into a Jungle Penetrator.

Jungle Penetrator by Vinay P. May 3, 2020

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Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'

1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!

Jungle Ruler by Catweazle December 17, 2012

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junklock

the condition in which a person experiences a temporary inability to remember or process information in a reasonable amount of time.

Man 1 - " What time do I need to pick you up at the airport ?"
Man 2 - " ... What ? "
Man 1 - " What time do I need to PICK YOU UP ?"
Man 2 - (delayed response) " Sorry man . I've got junklock bad today."

junklock by Billy Shea March 26, 2020

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