Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.

Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.

Jacketing off by Chocodiles August 17, 2012

Junking 

The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.

"Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?"

"Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"

Junking by Chicks99 July 18, 2013

Junkstang 

The name for any Ford Mustang, can be a rust bucket or a top end car. Regardless of the state of the vehicle it is still a junkstang because junkstang's are garbage.

Man look at Troy in his sweet junkstang!

Junkstang by flerpaderp July 28, 2020

Junking Around 

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

Junking Around by Nanook18 October 21, 2007

Junktight 

Said of pants or shorts that are so tight you can clearly see the outline of someone's junk. Junktight is most often used to describe male clothing, and only when the speaker doesn't find the sight to be intrinsically gross.

Aaron Behrens, the singer for Ghostland Observatory, is known for madly gyrating around the stage in junktight jeans.

The Tron Guy's outfit is not junktight, it's just fucking gross. Lose some weight, man, no one wants to see that.

Junktight by Bishop of Rome April 29, 2012

junkling 

The art of handling one's junk in a juggling type fashion.

Denise would often wake up Graham with a hearty junkling session Thursday mornings. This is how Graham knew Denise was 'up for it'.

junkling by Eat the ham May 20, 2016

Jundering 

Shortened combination of 'Just Wondering'. It is normally used in response to someone asking why you are inquiring about something.

'Why are you asking?'
'Jundering'

Jundering by Ugly dirtbag June 1, 2021