Junk Hand

A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand

Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"

by booby bill man March 14, 2011

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.

That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.

by gummer stumps November 25, 2010