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A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand
Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"
by booby bill man February 27, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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