Jungle Tom 

1) A sexy beast who has sex jungle style and lets everyone know it
2) A wild name to call your male lover during sex according to definition 1

while fucking...
girl: I'm in the jungle!

guy: and i'm a jungle tom!!

Jungle Tom by Stinston March 18, 2009

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato 

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Jungleton 

A person who resembles or has behavior consistent of that of a jungle dwelling creature such as a chimp or other primate. They may be seen engaging in ritualistic mating dances in public areas, or patting their disheveled weaves on the shores of the nearest watering hole. They often reply to communication from others with "whoops" or "calls". Jungletons should not be approached under any circumstance, except by animal control.

Steve: Why is Tranisha running on all fours???
Jeremy: Oh Steve, pay her no mind, she's just a Jungleton.

Daquan: Bae twerkin like she from the Mothaland.
Javonte: That tribal twerk, imma get me some.

Nat Geo Film Crew: Watch closely as the Jungletons approach the female specimen.

Jungleton by Kaffrey July 27, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012