Skip to main content

Jungle Funk 

An alternative name for the popular kitchen cleaner 'Cif'.
That kitchen is bloody filthy - get some Jungle Funk on it.
Jungle Funk by skiptotheend January 17, 2009

JungleMunky 

Guy who is bent on getting computers for free. Pays for game server with sex and other bodily fluid exchanges.
weee theres JungleMunkey! i can get buttunf from him!
JungleMunky by TI February 1, 2003

Junglefungalitis 

The result of masterbating with blue balls. Causing a blue fungi to grow on unprotected parts of skin where sperm has touched.
I developed a blue fungi on my hands due to junglefungalitis.
Junglefungalitis by Dieselnut February 18, 2010

junglefunk 

a condition noted by a quaint smell, usually stemming from the armpits or crotch; can root from other areas, depending upon the type of contact that body part has had with other junglefunked body parts.
Man, smell like you got that junglefunk! You needs to go wash your ass!
junglefunk by Mr. P March 1, 2004

junglefuck 

A term invented by Chaz that describes something that is hard to sort through and disorganized; sort of like a thickly wooded jungle of many plants and animals.
This bank statement had such a junglefuck of numbers with no organization!
Ross has a junglefuck of t shirts by the end of the day.
junglefuck by charnagee April 19, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026