Definitions by Gilcarad

Pundering 

That long awkward, anxious, silence that you experience while trying to think of a riposte to someone's verbal barb.

John's insult to Mary left her embarrassed because she KNEW she had a smartass reply but couldn't think of it right now. Mary's pundering left her temporarily speechless.

Pundering by Gilcarad December 29, 2020

Snacklifter 

Name given to someone who covertly opens the work fridge looking for food to steal because they couldn't be bothered bringing their own lunch, or buying it. Inspired by the olde English word "snecklifter".

"Keep an eye on your lunch guys, someone here is a chronic snacklifter" See Snecklifter

Snacklifter by Gilcarad April 23, 2018

Gamer uniform 

The default clothes to wear when you have no intention of leaving the house because you'll be spending the rest of the day playing online games. Typically, the gamer uniform consists of: underpants; t-shirt; you're unwashed; unshaved; a cup of coffee nearby; snack food.

Sorry, I can't answer the door because I'm only wearing my gamer uniform.

Gamer uniform by Gilcarad September 1, 2015