Juasta

A religion in which tin foil is placed on the teeth.

I am juastican. Plural of juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Juasta

Juasta is a type of religion that is mostly defined by a person wearing tin foil on their teeth. You can only be born into the Juasta religion.

What religion are you from?
Oh, I am from a very special religion called Juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Juasta

A sacred religion you can only be born into. There is no joining. The 17th and 18th of December are the religions holidays, called Juastmas. This religion helps save Juastican slaves.

Teacher: so class... what is your religion?
Student: I’m part of Juasta!

by Goattcheese December 15, 2019

Juasta

A religion in which you place tin foil on your teeth. Recognized by the national religions of America association founded in 2019

I am juastan.

I celebrate juastmas.

Juastmas is on December 17th and 18th.
See you at the juastan church.

by Juastankingofjuastia December 12, 2019