Juasta

A religion in which tin foil is placed on the teeth.

I am juastican. Plural of juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Juasta

Juasta is a type of religion that is mostly defined by a person wearing tin foil on their teeth. You can only be born into the Juasta religion.

What religion are you from?
Oh, I am from a very special religion called Juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Juasta

A religion in which you place tin foil on your teeth. Recognized by the national religions of America association founded in 2019

I am juastan.

I celebrate juastmas.

Juastmas is on December 17th and 18th.
See you at the juastan church.

by Juastankingofjuastia December 12, 2019

Juasta

A sacred religion you can only be born into. There is no joining. The 17th and 18th of December are the religions holidays, called Juastmas. This religion helps save Juastican slaves.

Teacher: so class... what is your religion?
Student: I’m part of Juasta!

by Goattcheese December 14, 2019

justaminx

An Irish cunt who swears constantly. The biggest weeb on the planet who sometimes forgets that whiteclaw cans already have holes she can drink from so she creates her own. She's at least 7 foot tall, possibly 8 foot.

Justaminx is my favourite streamer! I loved it when she stabbed her whiteclaw.

by minxisaweeb August 29, 2020

justa

A romantic partner who has been around for a while but has failed to take the relationship to the next step, and so will remain justa boyfriend.

My justa will be mad I bought another expensive baby item, but who cares, I love to spend his money.

by Trolliana McNugget July 20, 2021

Justaminx

A shouty Irish woman

I have a choice between a justaminx or one of the nicest people I have honestly ever met

by Pogboi20 January 8, 2021