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A "Jasta" is someone who sells out or changes their whole persona for acceptance and/or profit. So named for Hatebreed singer/Headbangers Ball Monkey Boy Jamey Jasta, who one miunte hates a band but the minute they gain any success he is all up their arse, looking for his piece of the pie and Is often seen wearing shirts of bands he bashed a week ago.
Lindsey" "Jenn was caught in bed with my boyfriend last week and I hate her for it, but since she is my best friend I guess I'll forgive her and that $50 skirt she gave me was pretty nice and the roses he gave me were so pretty, so..."

Jane. "Stop being such a Jasta and kick 'em to the curb, L."
Jasta by Chani K. July 23, 2006
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An individual who has a high tendency to challenge their foes for the courtship of other women online with an inherently minuscule chance of winning. This individual also has a strong fondness for the usage of hypocrisy.
Oh a new e-girl joined the vc, it's time for Jasta to join I guess.
Jasta by JastaFan69 July 19, 2021
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Jamey Jasta 

The lead singer from Hatebreed and also the host of MTV2's "Headbangers Ball".

Has been known to be a huge sell-out and is also a nepotist when it comes to bands he plays on the show, and by in large plays his friends' videos, the same thing Rob Zombie was supposedly ousted from the host job on HBB for doing the year before Jasta got his job

He is often seen wearing shirts of bands he claimed to dislike only a week or two before, and saying they are his favorite band. Some say it is because they pay him handsomely. Others say he is just a geek who tries to hard to be one of the "cool kids", so to speak.

Whatever the reason, it can be said that Jamey Jasta is MTV2's Monkey Boy and and that unless he gets a clue, he will end up another Riki Rachtman, with no career and only being remembered as being a humongous ass-kisser that liked crappy bands
"Tonight, on "The Ball", we have our good friends Korn, who will be on for the 9000th time. We will be talking abour Corn Flakes, enemas and the birth of Jonathan's chihuahua! Everything but the music!"- Jamey Jasta
Jamey Jasta by Chani K. July 26, 2006
When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle
Jamtangle by SirGreg January 3, 2017
A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.
1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019
A fresh ass, smart ass, short but cool ass nigga. This nigga is the soon of Mr. Steal Yo Gurl
Damn, I gotta get me a jasahn.
Jasahn by IAmYouTBH June 8, 2018
A name with slight mixture of jazz and the common male name dave. Some would say 50% of the name elicits the component of classical jazz music while the other 50% encompasses the extent of the modern day American culture. Scientists are still conducting heavy research and looking into this matter.
Jasdave by Gursharan Singh December 15, 2017
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