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Damian Jr. Gong Marley

Most likely the most incredible Jamaican man alive. He has dreads to die for (down to his feet, so they are about five feet nine inches long) and eyes that bore into your soul. Has the sexiest lips YOU'VE ever seen, and his accent is...(sigh). His music is captivating and beautiful. Damian has been gorgeous all his life, but never brags about it. As he gets older, he gets more and more handsome. He has the illest lyrics that have ever existed in the history of reggae music, maybe even all music. He sings about problems in Jamaica and the world in a way that makes you think. He is so amazing and delicious.
"Love and Inity is what we need upon the street, got to get a place fi ghetto youths to rest them feet..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley

"Me name Jr. Gong, me tellin' you, di youngest veteran, me tellin' you...When di bass is heavy, we light upon di riddim..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley
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