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Josué Fernando 

A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.

He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, he’s just a Josué Fernando!
Josué Fernando by jf12344 November 22, 2021
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Josué Fernando 

A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.

He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, he’s just a Josué Fernando!
Josué Fernando by jf12344 November 22, 2021

Josué Fernando 

A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.

He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, just a he’s Josué Fernando!
Josué Fernando by jf12344 November 22, 2021

Josué Fernando 

A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.

He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, just a Josué Fernando!
Josué Fernando by jf12344 November 26, 2021

jose fernandez 

a drink, usually alcoholic, served with ice on the rocks. an alternative way to order a drink "on the rocks".
Bartender, give me a Patron Silver, Jose Fernandez.
jose fernandez by phishing phool October 19, 2016

jose fernandez 

the most mexican kid you will ever meet
Hey jose fernandez mow my lawn

GIT ER DONE
jose fernandez by giterdone111 October 6, 2016

jose maria fernandes 

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.
Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!
jose maria fernandes by Jonh du March 28, 2017
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