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Joshua Li 

An asian boi. Best known for overreacting to Doki Doki jumpscares.
Yuri: Why don’t you love me gay? *glitches*
Joshua Li: *cries*
Joshua Li by Fuckpig December 14, 2018
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Joshua Liang 

A man with an ego larger than his forehead
has an intellect of a fucking nipple
Is that a wall that reaches heaven?
No its joshua liang's forehead
Joshua Liang by Joshua Liang February 12, 2019

joshua.likes.salsa 

Joshua.likes.salsa makes oc on his instagram account. Also known for his big collection of Nintendo items. He plays a lot of fortnite. Currently he is streaming himself at the digsite by lootlake digging away to contribute.
Nibba: Hey, you know joshua.likes.salsa?
God himself: Oh yea, that cool nibba!
Nibba: Well you should give him a shoutout to everyone in the world because he deserves more followers than he has now and he makes good oc!
God himself: I’ll get right to it lol

Joshua Liang 

A person with a forehead that reaches to the heavens.

And of course, with a macro-forehead comes a micro-penis
At the same time, he is as dumb as a doornail.

Most importantly, he loves girls from China.
He may be gentle and neat in public but not so in his bedroom
Last but not least he's a comically senseless, brainless, idiotic, simple, ignorant, shallow, ill-advised, imprudent, witless, irrational, inane, ridiculous, mindless, ludicrous wanker
Therefore, most of the time, Joshua Liang's cannot be taken seriously.
"Damn look at that guy's forehead! He must like girls from China!"
"Must be one of those Joshua Liang's"
Joshua Liang by Swee Hoon March 18, 2019

Joshua Lin 

An Asian male who is usually Southeast Asian but has a Chinese last name. They are usually very friendly, considerate, and do good deeds for their friends.

Joshua Lin's have high IQ's and a very high EQ. They know the right from wrong and the good from bad. They stand up to their closest friends with their extremely good common sense and stick to their morals. They support their friends and show up to events that their friends are involved in for moral support.

These guys usually like robotics and coding. It keeps their brain satisfied and active as they get bored easily.

They have a great sense of humor although occasionally it's a little too extreme. They call themselves a "numbnut" when there's wayy worse people out there.

If you ever encounter a Joshua Lin in your life, you better be grateful.
Yo it's a Joshua Lin, no way!
Joshua Lin by zhangzhongdepengyou September 1, 2023

Joshua Lin 

An Asian male who is usually S.E.A but has the last name of a Chinese person. Very kind, considerate, and does a lot of good deeds for his friends. Joshua Lin's usually have high IQ AND a high EQ. They know the right from the wrong, good from the bad, and support their closest friends well because they have common sense.

These dudes usually like robotics and are involved with many different teams that do coding and robotic builds.

They have a strong sense of humor, although occasionally it goes a little far. They like to call themselves "numbnuts" even though it's not true.

If you ever encounter a Joshua Lin, you better be grateful you found one in your life.
Yo Joshua Lin, can't believe I found one of them!
Joshua Lin by zhangzhongdepengyou September 1, 2023

Joshua Lim 

A name for a asian kid who likes sonic and mario. Usually he runs like sonic
Joshua Lim by lkaosqplsa May 23, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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