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A smelly Annoying know it all who always has the highest grade in the
Class. Smells all of the time because he has not yet invested in Deodorant.
He's obsessed with video game and final fantasy and had more a.d.d than a 3 year old
that drank 5 mountain dews. He sits at home all Day long and has no human contact for
5 hours. Probably going live with his mom till he’s 50.
Josh M(to erik): can i borrow your final fantasy game?

Satin:Metcalf Stfu! your just a smelly little loser that stays at home all day long and plays video games. that why you never had and never will have a girfiend.

Erik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL!
Tom: BURN!!!!!!!!
Josh M by Tom1234567890 November 5, 2008
Words you can keep
A loving man who is very patient wonderful and thoughtful. Joshua is sweet, kind, wonderful, smart, amazing, handsome and very very patient. He loves his friends and his family deeply and he cares about anyone. He is very forgiving and amazing. He has wonderful hair chubby cheeks that make his smile wonderful and a beautiful smile. He has amazing eyes that you will fall deep into. He is a great friend and a wonderful boyfriend who always makes time for you and spoils you even though you tell him you don't need it. Joshua is a wonderful person and you will never ever want to lose him.
Joshua is a great person and a great friend.
Josh M. is amazing.
Josh M by a_raz July 19, 2019
WOW! Josh M has such a amazing cock!”
Josh M by amazingflibberwiber December 24, 2020
Josh M is a Twat.
Josh M by Josh lover 123 November 30, 2022
Josh M. by kwenflnwekfnw December 3, 2017

No I'm Josh 

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer
"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"
No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.
"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."
Josh minute by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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