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Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls
I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best
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Josh Hartnett 

1) A surprisingly talented (and hot) younger actor.
2) Best known for playing a drug dealing alien killer in The Faculty and then acting in a bunch of bad movies.
3) Recently more high profile actor in movies like Sin City, Lucky Number Slevin, and, supposedly, 30 Days of Night.
4) Has a voice that spontaneously causes orgasms.
The only reason to watch Wicker Park is to obsess over Josh Hartnett more than that stalker-chick.
Josh Hartnett by mneiai July 13, 2006

Josh Hartnett 

Josh Hartnett...ah so many words to describe him. Hott is one of them. Sexy is another. And then there is talented. Known for his great role in The Faculty with that famous line "guaranteed to jack you up." I mean who but him could pull it off? Once the boyfriend of Scarlett Johansson but now he has moved on to some other girls for example Rihanna. Hopefully he will continue in starring on all those great movies ahead of us. Oh and by the way he was born on July 21, 1978.
Josh Hartnett is the god of the actors in Hollywood.
Josh Hartnett by Nasazile May 17, 2008

Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence

Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!
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