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short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
by ColumbusBuck October 29, 2007

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Chilling to Jason Mraz music.
Last night I was sitting back, mrazing, when a trio of naked mariachi singers burst in.
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by ColumbusBuck June 02, 2017

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Where the white people go when they are running from the black people who just moved into their old neighborhood.
Public transportation will take the city's poor just about anywhere they want to go. Well, anywhere but a bedroom community.
by ColumbusBuck March 12, 2016

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