jorkin it

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jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?

'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'

jorkin it by xanderiom June 8, 2023

Words you can keep

Jorkin it

Masterbation

Guy: at a strip club, straight up Jorkin it. And by 'it' i mean my penids

Jorkin it by Chronicsuckerofnone May 25, 2024

jorkin it

when you be in the stripped club and you are feeling a little frisky so you whip it out (peenits) and you jork it(stroke)

i was in the stripped club straight up jorkin it and by it well lets say my peenits

jorkin it by FunkyFent August 1, 2024

Jorkin-it

Used as a exclamation of happiness for when you’re happy

Person 1: Bro, I got a 100 on my test yesterday!
Person 2: You were straight Jorkin-it yesterday bruh!

Jorkin-it by thatfunnygermanman October 18, 2023

Jorkin' It

The act of beating your meat vigorously

In the stripped club straight up "Jorkin' it" and by "it" I mean my peantis

Jorkin' It by Just_Spidey May 12, 2024

Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.

Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

Pseudo Jerkin It by I got you back July 12, 2009

jerkin it old school

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.

Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!

jerkin it old school by Tehtonster March 11, 2011

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026