Jorge and Carlos 

two hotties who play {Pubg} like no other. Jorge and Carlos have the same shoe size and are often referred to as twins or siblings. Jorge is a {terarded} uber driver but gets you out of the worst situations. and Carlos farts a lot. these two are crazy and will run naked with grass around the house.

person 1: is that Jorge and Carlos driving around?!

person 2: yea, and carlos is creating toxic fumes with her gassy a** juice

person 1: is that grass up their a**?

Jorge and Carlos by CrazyCarlos623 May 3, 2020

carlos and jorge 

Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.

Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.

carlos and jorge by DonkeysaurusRex May 6, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012