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jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009
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Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.
I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.
Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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