jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022