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Jopressed 

Jopressed means that when you’re not in a team or you don’t have any friends to work with
Borribo doesn’t want to work with Jonathan, he cried because he’s jopressed
Farhan and Borribo abandoned Jonathan from the volleyball team, he cried because he’s jopressed
Jopressed by khxmer October 6, 2020
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Jewpressed 

Depressed because the Zionist Occupied Government, the Fractional Reserve Zionist Banking System, the Zionist Controlled Media, and Israel got you down. Usually results from recent or long term monetary loss such as student loan debt, decreased job opportunities, inflation, and horrible bosses. One can fall into a state of jewpression from any were between a few hours or indefinitely. Jewpression on a spectrum ranges from being upset for a few hours because you paid to much for car insurance on the low end. Or in the high end it can be as severe as it was for the terrorist on 9/11 of whom all suffered from some state of jewpression.
I am Jewpressed my student loan debts are piling up faster then the unemployment rate.

Once we start a war with Iran there will be more jobs, until then I will remain in a state of Jewpression.

I am Jewpressed because money is debt! I have no assets, and I cant get a loan. So I have to work for people who have access to money. I only get paid after they inflate prices based of my work. I only get a fraction of the wealth I create. Only people with assets and access to money get to control the economy. Its a paradoux, I am Jewpressed.
Jewpressed by PattyPounderGtown February 12, 2014

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026