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A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.
By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!
jonnyism by dvoid March 8, 2005
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Jonny is never wrong, people just have to keep questioning him!
Jonny: If Jonnyism isn't in the fucking dictionary when I die...
Jonnyism by Stevedercoole! March 31, 2020
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A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.
I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism
Jonnism by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020
A really cool guy, however his emotions or actions are opposite of what he shows. You may define them as a Tsundere, however Jonnism is too cool to be only defined as a Tsundere.
Jonnism always teases dargon, but in reality he loves him and wants more attention.
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,
jonnism by Syncynatic December 14, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026