Jonezin'
Jonezin' by cantbesoto October 23, 2008
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Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
Jonezin
Jonezin - The act of annoying/irritating women in an attempt to piss them off, but impossible due to the unfathomable beauty of the person Jonezin, because only unfathomable people can Jonez like the Legendary Trevor Cain Jonez, the discoverer of this verb.
Girl: "You change your relationships more than i change my underwear"
Trevor Cain Jones: "Im sorry you wear dirty underwear?"
Girl: "MAKE LOVE TO ME!!!"
Trevor: Whisper *I love jonezin*
Trevor Cain Jones: "Im sorry you wear dirty underwear?"
Girl: "MAKE LOVE TO ME!!!"
Trevor: Whisper *I love jonezin*
Jonezin by Gurgalsnoutzincer November 22, 2011
Pacman Jonesin'
To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.
The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.
Pacman Jonesin' by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007
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frank jonesin' by little austin May 7, 2009
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