Jonas Brother 

An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.

"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."

Jonas Brother by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

Jonas Brother 

One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.

12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!



Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???

2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.

Jonas Brother by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009

Jonas Brother 

The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)

Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!

Jonas Brother by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009

Jonas Brother 

Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.

A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.

Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?

Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?

Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.

Jonas Brother by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011

Jonas Brother 

One of four brothers who are the most musically talented heart throbs in the world. Young guy who performs amazingly and who "live like they are at the bottom even if they are at the top."

I wish I was a Jonas Brother, they're living the dream!

Jonas Brother by Alyssa Jonas August 5, 2008

Jonas Brother 

The absolute hottest people alive!!! Nick Jonas is like 15. Joe is like 17. And Kevin is 20-something!! Kevin= Ugly!!! Nick and Joe= the people i wish i could marry!!!! there a band that is normally associated with disney, and Hannah montana and or miley cyrus!!!!!

Omg im goin to the august concert of the jonas brothers!!!!- amanda

OOOOMMMMFFFFFGGGG ur sooo lucky i wish i could marry one of them!!!!- tiffany

Jonas Brother by Ms Nick Jonas or Ms Joe Jonas July 5, 2008

Jonas Brother fan 

People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.

me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*

Jonas Brother fan by MasterofPuppets165 March 18, 2010