Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006
Get the Jonah and the Whale mug.When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.
by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006
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