Jolliffe is used to describe someone of superior mental and physical development. An immaculate specimen. A Jolliffe can frequenly be seen doing pushups with nothing but his massive, semi-erect phallus. Jolliffes are both good at math and picking heavy things up, only to put them down again before he flexes and his shirt rips off. Jolliffes have promiscuous natures, as women are constantly throwing themselves at their feet.

"Wow look at Jolliffe. That can't be real, he's stuffing his pants."

"How does Jolliffe just float above everyone else like that?"

"Jolliffe walked up to the urinal and I heard a splash. He was like 2 feet away!"

Jolliffe by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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