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Jolliffe 

Jolliffe is used to describe someone of superior mental and physical development. An immaculate specimen. A Jolliffe can frequenly be seen doing pushups with nothing but his massive, semi-erect phallus. Jolliffes are both good at math and picking heavy things up, only to put them down again before he flexes and his shirt rips off. Jolliffes have promiscuous natures, as women are constantly throwing themselves at their feet.
"Wow look at Jolliffe. That can't be real, he's stuffing his pants."

"How does Jolliffe just float above everyone else like that?"

"Jolliffe walked up to the urinal and I heard a splash. He was like 2 feet away!"
Jolliffe by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021
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George Jolliffe 

riley: "yo look its george jolliffe"
some emo slag: "he is a nutmaster69"
leila: "he is so rad"
George Jolliffe by rockscxrs May 31, 2021
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the filthiest of hoe-bags
joliffe-she is a filthy hoe-bag
Joliffe by beau joe July 18, 2011
yummy. good in bed. make you scream. make you cum. likes cock. nympho.
jolliff did him to the point where he could no longer take it anymore.
Jolliff by kalligurl122 October 18, 2008
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