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Choke Joke 

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Choke Joke by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Choke Joke 

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Choke Joke by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009

Choke-Joke 

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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Chode Joke 

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.
Chode Joke by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017
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